Birthday Cards

Introducing our Virgo Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious and brutal way to celebrate the special Virgo in your life!

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's 21st birthday in style with our cute Happy 21st To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card!

Celebrate a special milestone with our Happy 18th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card. This delightful card is sure to put a smile on your loved on...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our "I Hope You Don't Expect A Present Birthday Card" - the perfect way to keep it real and inject some honesty into any birthday celeb...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

Whether it's for a sibling, friend, or co-worker, the Rude That You're Younger Than Me Birthday Card is guaranteed to be the star of the show. You ...

Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

Introducing the Sis, I Am The Gift Birthday Card, the perfect way to celebrate a special bond between sisters. This card is not afraid to embrace t...

Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Looking for a hilarious and unique birthday card for someone special in your life? Look no further than our "I Would Have Got You A Funny Card" Bir...

Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

You should really be thanking your bestie / partner’s parents for them being born, but this isn’t how birthday cards work. Let them know you apprec...

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️  

Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...